A Treatise On the Birth Empire of Awesome

I'll tell you all about it, but first, let's cover to a more pressing subject so we can concentrate: what the fuck is a "treatise"? Don't answer. It's a tortoise made out of candy, you stupid, stupid idiot. 

The Eternal Jamboree is part but not all. It is my commercial and consumerism learning arm. I don't expect to make any profit. If I do I'll start giving to charities like I did on my old eBay. 

The whole thing? It is called the Empire of Awesome. I impulsively made up that name 5 minutes ago. It will always be. 

I'm reviving my music. I've developed a new device called "Box" - a modular beat station made of (mostly) old technology. 

Similarly, I have made "Leg" - a wearable midi device paired with the Koala app so I can make sweet jamz while standing in line at the supermarket. 

All will be revealed in time. Profit is not the goal. Spoiler alert, there is no goal. Well, trying to make life interesting? Seems like a "kind of" goal.